Post by Wikileaks on Dec 3, 2010 22:06:28 GMT -5
Wikileaks master mind, and Hawk CEO, Batbuster Billy "The Boy" Judge was found in Plainfield Illinois this afternoon. Interpol authorities were quoted as saying, " this mastermind, Billy Boy makes Julianne Assonge look like a choir boy. He has leaked more minutes of the Tea Party secret minutes than Barbara Boxer."
When found, he was watching reruns of Palin in Alaska, drinking jack and coke from a thimble. A call came in as his cell phone was found from the honorable Charlie Rangel with advice on how to storm out of an investigation.
The on the run international superstar of internet propaganda is resting comfortably tonight in the county jail.