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Post by smak on Nov 6, 2007 17:13:14 GMT -5
I would like to volunteer for the posts of;
Minister of Disinformation, Propaganda and Dirty Tricks.
NASCAR Liason
Minister of Silly Walks.
Worst Mom would like to volunteer for:
Voice Coach
Chick Magnet
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Post by Associate member on Nov 6, 2007 19:07:20 GMT -5
These titles are earned over a laborious training schedule. You can't self proclaim without at least a skills video. There will be additional proclamations forthcoming when Dexter is found.
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Post by worstmom on Nov 6, 2007 19:26:37 GMT -5
I believe that "the Magnet's" abilities go without question. I know that he will serve Hawkeye in all areas needed. He has shown his loyalty and will continue to aide his Jedi Master wherever he is called upon to do so!!!
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Post by Homer Hawks Site Administrator on Nov 6, 2007 19:47:49 GMT -5
It is with great pleasure and fanfare that we announce the appointment of Tessa McGuire to the board as Director of Hearing Challenged Communications. She will visit all teams and test the fans for their hearing condition, then provide play by play updates to those most in need. Welcome Tessa, your contributions and support to the program are priceless!
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Post by Coach Lisa on Nov 6, 2007 19:56:07 GMT -5
Welcome aboard Tessa!!
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Post by Dave B on Nov 7, 2007 9:43:53 GMT -5
Hold on - this is not the site for attacks on other programs. The only reason I allowed the message board in the first place was for fun and information within our program ... in the correct context. Please refrain from any attacks on other programs or people - we eat our own here only - not other tribes.
While I am at it - another board member has accepted his position - Dorkydad has been made Undersecretary of Comedy - responsible for making everyone want to check out the board for the wackiness of the day and help us all realize how much fun we have working so hard for all our athletes in Hawkland!
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Post by worstmom on Nov 7, 2007 9:44:26 GMT -5
I accept the appointment with a full heart. I will do whatever is needed to help the hearing impaired or those who stand very far away. I am glad that my "talents" will be used for good. I have even been known to make a phone call or two when called upon to do so!!!
I look forward to the Board Meetings. Those should bring the house down for sure.
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Post by Homer Hawks Site Administrator on Nov 7, 2007 21:31:02 GMT -5
Here he is, the man the myth, the legend , new board member John McGuire - Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee. John's duties, besides spreading the good word of the Hawks through the ranks of the softballl community, will also be repsonsible for fund raisers to support the Hawk convention in Las Vegas for the Valentines Day tourney. His ideas and thoughts are legendary, get ready for some innovative fund raising!
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Post by craigwalker on Nov 8, 2007 14:25:39 GMT -5
As Director of Transportation, why was I not made aware of this video clip involving driving? Hawkeye specifically gave me authority to keep control over these kinds of things. The next time that an infraction like this occurs, your driving priviledges will be revoked and you will be forced to carpool to all spring tournaments.
On a lighter note, I will be introducing cost cutting tips during overnight tournaments. My first installment will be posted next week "How to save money on hotels, by sleeping under bridges".
Coach Craig, Director of Transportation
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Post by craigwalker on Nov 8, 2007 16:51:20 GMT -5
The guy in the front right does look like the Chick Magnet.
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Post by 3fan on Nov 8, 2007 20:39:18 GMT -5
That is Chick Magnet in the drivers seat. He can be seen ciphering the scorebook between games. He's a mathematical genuis who pioneered sabermetrics and the "times" and "guzinta" concepts.
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Post by smak on Nov 8, 2007 23:39:38 GMT -5
Actually I played the role of Dash Riprock in this series. Chick Magnet.  |
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Post by Lisa Vizza on Nov 9, 2007 15:30:22 GMT -5
Well I am honored and graciously accept the position of "Executive Director of Operations and Anything Else Dave Can't Handle". This way Dave can concentrate of ordering towels, seat cushions, umbrellas and anything else he can find that comes in purple...
Worst Mom - we will have to work on setting up those board meetings - what a job that will be.
I have enjoyed getting to know all of the wonderful people in the Hawk Family this fall and look forward to our upcoming seasons. I am proud to be a member of this fantastic organization. It is first class all the way. Thanks for such great leadership Hawkeye - we all agree it starts with you!
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