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Post by Rumor Mill on Nov 5, 2007 17:39:37 GMT -5
Rumor has it that Hawkeye is expanding his "one man show" operation and is relinquishing a bit of his authority to some of his most trusted personnell. With the number of "Players in Purple" growing every year the job has become quite overwhelming. Is it true that the Association of South Side Excellent Softballers met this weekend and votes were taken regarding various titles in the Hawk administration? It has been told that the powers that be met in the board room of a TEnnessee hotel at a round table seated in leather chairs to discuss this Hawk business. Hawkeye can you please tell us that you did appoint a director of Media Relations to help with the website and various other projects? Is it true that you have named a Vice President?
Inquiring minds want to know.....
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Post by Cheap Wood Blinds on Nov 5, 2007 18:05:23 GMT -5
;D It was a long rectangular table more suited to breath mint shuffleboard than anything else. Also, for the record, the chairs were skinned in Naugahide .... No Naugas were seen anywhere near the premises....
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Post by Dave B on Nov 5, 2007 19:59:42 GMT -5
Yes it is true I have added a trusted board to the program. The Honorable Marty Grogan has been named :
Remote Liaison for College Recruiting
We are still looking for an Executive Director of Media Affairs and Internet Development - this may be the toughest position I have to fill.
Looking for trusted co-director of operations still. The search will be exhaustive and may take us into the 2008 fiscal year.
More news to follow.
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Post by Dean Vernon Wormer on Nov 5, 2007 22:31:04 GMT -5
May I commend you on your choice of Marty Grogan as Remote Liaison for College Recruiting.
Back in the day when he was with the Delta House Fraternity, I believe he was refered to as "Party Marty".
Rumor has it from the he/she behind the counter with the pink hair in TN that he is still living up to his name!
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Post by worstmom on Nov 5, 2007 23:21:53 GMT -5
Wow, miss one tourney and the stuff hits the fan. I am psyched that Marty has taken up the torch. The Hawks are in good hands for sure. But I for one love our Webmaster. He is the bomb and no one I MEAN NO ONE does it like he does!!!!  |
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Post by smak on Nov 6, 2007 6:23:39 GMT -5
Anybody seen Otter? I mean Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. How about Boon? or Hoover?
Chick Magnet.
Delta Pledge Class Beta Xi
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Post by Senator Blutarsky on Nov 6, 2007 7:07:14 GMT -5
TOGA !!! TOGA !!! TOGA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Reporter on Nov 6, 2007 7:48:19 GMT -5
After interviewing the front desk clerk - aka Pinky- it has been confirmed by a reliable source that Hawkeye better be looking for a uniform coordinator / spirit wear coordinator / secretary / email distributor / bbq coordinator / etc, etc, etc. Apparently there could be a problem with job retention.... According to the hotel employee someone was seen leaving the board room mumbling something about........"I'll give them Zha-Zha"............to be continued
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Post by Reporter on Nov 6, 2007 7:59:49 GMT -5
According to an interview with the night shift front desk it was determined that some members decided to form a union shortly after 3:00 AM when it didn't seem like progress was being made. Top on the list were pay, benefits and titles. Those in attendance were unanimously in favor of promoting the webmaster's status however no decisions were made which started the need for union talks. Some were overheard leaving the board room saying "we may be good, but we're not cheap...he's going to have to pay up....".....to be continued
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Post by Jeremy on Nov 6, 2007 8:20:53 GMT -5
Did someone say TOGA? ;D
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Post by PETA on Nov 6, 2007 8:32:44 GMT -5
Is it true that Ted and Dave L. have been consulting with various animal groups as well as the staff of Brookfield Zoo to prepare for their upcoming baserunning camps? It was overheard that they would like to motivate their baserunners but aren't quite sure how to go about that. They wondered if they should use the example of a rabbit or a squirrel in order to help the girls visualize how they should run. Rumor has it that once they have finished their research the camps will be scheduled.
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Post by Hotel Housekeeper on Nov 6, 2007 9:14:11 GMT -5
Poor Hawkeye.....Once he realized that the crowd gathering outside the hotel was not a picket line....he started to assure people "whatever happens in Tennessee stays in Tennessee". You see he was worried about the reputation of his organization when he learned that the line outside the hotel laundry room was filled with people wanting to borrow sheets for the toga party.
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Post by Coach Prieto on Nov 6, 2007 9:33:35 GMT -5
Speaking of speed camps, could I interest anyone in a patented pair of spikeless shoes? 10% discount if you purchase today.
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Post by Homer Hawks Site Administrator on Nov 6, 2007 16:11:01 GMT -5
Congratulations to Jim Goranson - Director of Program Development and Practice Plans. His sub duties will also including checking the website for any errors or omissions from webmaster Jeffie.
Another appointment just accepted was Logistics and Transportation Director - Craig "Diesel" Walker. Everyone will be receiving his new manual soon of fuel alternatives for long road trips.
Thank you to both men for your dedication and hard work.
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Post by Homer Hawks Site Administrator on Nov 6, 2007 16:26:40 GMT -5
With the growth of the program and the toll the endless, tireless hours leading the program have put on myself and family, we are adding a new level in the management structure.
Lisa Vizza will now be Executive Director of Operations and anything I cannot handle. All complaints and requests will be filtered by the Executive Director so I can concentrate on the big picture. Welcome Lisa to the Executive board.
Finally after much teasing and posturing , OUR VERY OWN WEBMASTER JEFF DEXTER, the designer of everything you see out front for the program on the world wide web and beyond, has accepted the postion of Executive Director of Global Web Operations and Development as well as IT Director Emeritus. Jeff and Lisa will be the only 2 board members with dotted line access to me.
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