HAWKS LOOK TO TAKE OVER WORLD

[IM SCARED]

It appears that the Hawks are not only expanding their organization to include a huge number of teams in Illinois... but apparently they are moving in to other states and are hooking up with major players in the entertainment industry.A recent trip by some of the Hawks mover and shakers on the team met with non-other then the KING....

Below is what an Associate Press photographer caught on film and added to the photo what he overheard.

[smak]

Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is Futile.
This is Locutus of the Borg/ Homer Colony.

Check it out:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnmljqTa5Vk

[Ben Smith]

Elvis, my daughter is having her graduation party. WOuld you be available to sing a few songs for her. We love you Elvis!